It’s that time of the year again with the spectre of COVID-19 still in the air. Depending on where you live your loved ones can fight over Monopoly this year.
Have a Happy For The King Christmas!
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Have a Happy Animal Crossing Christmas!
Its that time of the year again but this time it’s different. Most people will not be able to meet their loved ones and fight.
The Gear I Completed Minecraft Dungeons on Apocalypse With
Minecraft Dungeons has only came out recently but yesterday I beat it on Apocalypse mode, which is the hardest mode in the game. If you look below you can see the character setup that I used.
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Have a Happy Shenmue Christmas!
It’s that time of the year again where your father was killed by a godlike Chinese martial art expert, and everyone in town doesn’t know where anything is, and your close friend has been kidnapped by a dock gang called the Mad Angels. While you are tucking into your presents and food, take a moment to think about Ryo Hazuki being stuck forever in a saga that may never end, and all those other people in the world who couldn’t enjoy Christmas for one reason or another.
Have a Happy Hitman Christmas!
It’s that time of the year again when your clone wants to assassinate you, where presents might be bombs, and your food and drink could be poisoned. Also your employer might want you to kill your brother to help perpetrate a global conspiracy. However this is most likely not the case for you as you are not Agent 47, who has no friends, or known family, and is a cold super assassin. While you are tucking into your presents and food, take a moment to think about him, and all those other people in the world who couldn’t enjoy Christmas for one reason or another.
Have a Happy Ho-Ho-Ho Die Hard Christmas!
It’s that time of the year again when the weather is frightful, tons of sales are going on, presents are being giving and received and you will probably eat too much. Sometimes it may feel like you are being kept hostage when spending time with your family at Christmas. However while you arguing over sometime petty, take a minute to think about the hostages in Nakatomi Plaza who only had Germans terrorist to keep them company and the only hope of escaping is with the help of the incompetent LA police force. Luckily an American police cowboy in the form of John McClane was also in the building.
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Have a Happy Grand Theft Auto Christmas!
It’s that time of the year again when the weather is bad, tons of sales are going on, presents are being giving and received and you will probably eat too much. However while you are stuffing your face think about all the people in the world who survive solely by purchasing drinks from vending machines, snacks from corner shops, and make a short living enforcing the law. Don’t shoot them, if you can.
King Toko’s Retinue
Randomly chosen retinue based on fifty-four roughly medieval period jobs. The retinue total is the total followers my site has.
Happy New Year 1982 (2014)! Also Things to Look Out for In 2014 and Some of My Predictions for The Year
Well its the first day of a new year and a brand new 365 days. It is actually 2014 now but I thought that would be pretty obvious to most people. I celebrated the new year like it was 1982 by punching several group of men in the face with my fists while listening to my Sony Walkman.
Have a Happy Fallout Christmas!
It’s that time of the year again when the weather is bad, tons of sales are going on, presents are being giving and revived and you will probably eat too much. However while you are stuffing your face think about all the people in the post apocalypse wasteland who have to survive on radiated water and iguana bits. Toss a few bottle caps their way, if you can.
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