Have a Happy Hitman Christmas!

Agent 47 is the new Santa and he has extreme solutions for naughty kids.

It’s that time of the year again when your clone wants to assassinate you, where presents might be bombs, and your food and drink could be poisoned. Also your employer might want you to kill your brother to help perpetrate a global conspiracy. However this is most likely not the case for you as you are not Agent 47, who has no friends, or known family, and is a cold super assassin. While you are tucking into your presents and food, take a moment to think about him, and all those other people in the world who couldn’t enjoy Christmas for one reason or another.

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Have a Happy Ho-Ho-Ho Die Hard Christmas!

“Now I have a machine gun. Ho-ho-ho… Where are my detonators?”

It’s that time of the year again when the weather is frightful, tons of sales are going on, presents are being giving and received and you will probably eat too much. Sometimes it may feel like you are being kept hostage when spending time with your family at Christmas. However while you arguing over sometime petty, take a minute to think about the hostages in Nakatomi Plaza who only had Germans terrorist to keep them company and the only hope of escaping is with the help of the incompetent LA police force. Luckily an American police cowboy in the form of John McClane was also in the building.

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Have a Happy Grand Theft Auto Christmas!

Happy Christmas and Happy Holidays!

It’s that time of the year again when the weather is bad, tons of sales are going on, presents are being giving and received and you will probably eat too much. However while you are stuffing your face think about all the people in the world who survive solely by purchasing drinks from vending machines, snacks from corner shops, and make a short living enforcing the law. Don’t shoot them, if you can.

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Happy New Year 1982 (2014)! Also Things to Look Out for In 2014 and Some of My Predictions for The Year

Happy New Year AD 2014!
Happy New Year AD 2014!

Well its the first day of a new year and a brand new 365 days. It is actually 2014 now but I thought that would be pretty obvious to most people. I celebrated the new year like it was 1982 by punching several group of men in the face with my fists while listening to my Sony Walkman.

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Have a Happy Fallout Christmas!

Happy Christmas 2161! Don't forget the water chip.
Happy Christmas 2161! Don’t forget the water chip.

It’s that time of the year again when the weather is bad, tons of sales are going on, presents are being giving and revived and you will probably eat too much. However while you are stuffing your face think about all the people in the post apocalypse wasteland who have to survive on radiated water and iguana bits. Toss a few bottle caps their way, if you can.

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Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas 2012. Also Stalk Father Christmas Around on Google Maps

Remeber kids dont tlakt ot strangers unless if they have a aht and beard.
Remember kids don’t talk to strangers unless they have a hat and a beard.

It’s that time of the year again when you get presents and have the opportunity to stuff your faces with food you would probably never eat otherwise. So whatever you are up to and whatever your beliefs, Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas from me.

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Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Books #15 2920, Rain’s Hand, v4

Volume 4 of a historical series about Vivec and the Empire.

This is a little series I am starting where I go through several books from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

Number #15 2920, Rain’s Hand, v4 by Carlovac Townway.

This book is volume 4 of a historical series about Vivec and the Empire. It is found throughout many places in Skyrim.

Read more to see the full book.

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World of Warcraft: Hallow’s End Guide (2012)

That’s Arthas long lost brother.

This a guide for the currently ongoing Hallow’s End event. The Hallow’s End achievements and the meta achievement “Hallowed Be Thy Name” are part of the “What A Long, Strange Trip It’s Been” achievement which requires players to complete all event achievements in World of Warcraft. If you manage this you will get a “Violet Proto-Drake” mount.

The Hallow’s End event runs from 18th October to 31st October 2012.

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Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Books #14 2920, First Seed, v3

Volume 3 of a historical series about Vivec and the Empire.

This is a little series I am starting where I go through several books from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

Number #14 2920, First Seed, v3 by Carlovac Townway.

This book is volume 3 of a historical series about Vivec and the Empire. It is found throughout many places in Skyrim.

Read more to see the full book.

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