Have a Happy Hitman Christmas!

Agent 47 is the new Santa and he has extreme solutions for naughty kids.

It’s that time of the year again when your clone wants to assassinate you, where presents might be bombs, and your food and drink could be poisoned. Also your employer might want you to kill your brother to help perpetrate a global conspiracy. However this is most likely not the case for you as you are not Agent 47, who has no friends, or known family, and is a cold super assassin. While you are tucking into your presents and food, take a moment to think about him, and all those other people in the world who couldn’t enjoy Christmas for one reason or another.

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Have a Happy Ho-Ho-Ho Die Hard Christmas!

“Now I have a machine gun. Ho-ho-ho… Where are my detonators?”

It’s that time of the year again when the weather is frightful, tons of sales are going on, presents are being giving and received and you will probably eat too much. Sometimes it may feel like you are being kept hostage when spending time with your family at Christmas. However while you arguing over sometime petty, take a minute to think about the hostages in Nakatomi Plaza who only had Germans terrorist to keep them company and the only hope of escaping is with the help of the incompetent LA police force. Luckily an American police cowboy in the form of John McClane was also in the building.

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My Scrambled Thoughts: Splatoon 2 (Nintendo Switch) [Global Test Fire]

They were all splatted. The final paint shot was an exclamation mark on everything.

Less than two years after the first Splatoon came out and Nintendo have decided to release a sequel to it. Like the first game they are currently holding a “Global Test Fire” on the game. Where at certain times you can play an hour and try out the multiplayer component of the game. These are My Scrambled Thoughts on Splatoon 2.

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My Opinion: Six Simply Changes Needed to Make Civilization VI Better

One of the many things wrong with Civilization VI.
One of the many things wrong with Civilization VI.

I haven’t played a Civilization game at length since Civilization IV so after playing 31+ hours of Civilization VI, it’s a good game but these are the things I think should be changed to make the game even more enjoyable.

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My Scrambled Thoughts: Lords of The Fallen (Xbox One)

You need balls and skills to play as a rogue in Lords of The Fallen.
You need balls and skills to play as a rogue in Lords of The Fallen.

For many Lords of The Fallen will be seen as an easy Dark Souls clone and cash in but if you can get past that early impression Lords of The Fallen is a worthy addition to the action RPG genre. It is a more accessible and straight forward game than its inspiration but at the same time is often a more fun story with engrossing gameplay. This is My Scrambled Thoughts on Lords of The Fallen.

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Hearts of Iron IV is Now Available. Also Three Screenshots and Two Videos (PC)

The game features all your favourite war heroes from Franco to Hitler.
The game features all your favourite war heroes from Franco to Hitler.

Video game publishers Paradox Interactive and developers Paradox Development Studios have released another new product. This one is called Hearts of Iron IV and it’s their newest historical grand strategy game in the Hearts of Iron franchise.

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Stellaris is Now Available. Also Three Screenshots and One Video (PC)

You can't spell STELLARIS without STELLAR IS.
You can’t spell STELLARIS without STELLAR IS.

Video game publishers Paradox Interactive and developers Paradox Development Studios have released their newest product. It’s called Stellaris and it’s their newest grand strategy game with a mix of the 4x genre.

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My Scrambled Thoughts: Tom Clancy’s The Division (PC) [Open Beta & Version 1.0.2]

Is Tom Clancy's The Division a good clear window or a fake mirror of a game?
Is Tom Clancy’s The Division a good clear window or a fake mirror of a game?

Update (23/03/16): I have decided to update my thoughts on Tom Clancy’s The Division. This is because I have had a U-turn on the game. Tom Clancy’s The Division has been out for about two weeks now and has had about three major patches that have changed the game a bit in some ways for better and worse. Read on for my updated Scrambled Thoughts on Tom Clancy’s The Division.

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Have a Happy Grand Theft Auto Christmas!

Happy Christmas and Happy Holidays!

It’s that time of the year again when the weather is bad, tons of sales are going on, presents are being giving and received and you will probably eat too much. However while you are stuffing your face think about all the people in the world who survive solely by purchasing drinks from vending machines, snacks from corner shops, and make a short living enforcing the law. Don’t shoot them, if you can.

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My Scrambled Thoughts: Blitzkrieg 3 (PC) [Alpha]

The more I think about it - Blitzkrieg is a very suitable name for this game.
The more I think about it – Blitzkrieg is a very suitable name for this game.

Video games developers Nival “Blitzkrieg 3” was announced two years ago in 2013 but has only recently been available to play in a closed alpha and is now available on Steam Early Access. It has been about a decade since Blitzkrieg 2 came out and a dozen years since the first Blitzkrieg game so most people have probably forgot about the game or have moved onto Men of War and Company of Heroes at this point. Is the game still relevant? and even more important is it a good game? This is My Scrambled Thoughts on Blitzkrieg 3.

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