Have a Happy Shenmue Christmas!

A cup of splosh and a greasy dog, I’m ‘appy when I’m ridin’ me ‘og!

It’s that time of the year again where your father was killed by a godlike Chinese martial art expert, and everyone in town doesn’t know where anything is, and your close friend has been kidnapped by a dock gang called the Mad Angels. While you are tucking into your presents and food, take a moment to think about Ryo Hazuki being stuck forever in a saga that may never end, and all those other people in the world who couldn’t enjoy Christmas for one reason or another.

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Have a Happy Hitman Christmas!

Agent 47 is the new Santa and he has extreme solutions for naughty kids.

It’s that time of the year again when your clone wants to assassinate you, where presents might be bombs, and your food and drink could be poisoned. Also your employer might want you to kill your brother to help perpetrate a global conspiracy. However this is most likely not the case for you as you are not Agent 47, who has no friends, or known family, and is a cold super assassin. While you are tucking into your presents and food, take a moment to think about him, and all those other people in the world who couldn’t enjoy Christmas for one reason or another.

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Have a Happy Ho-Ho-Ho Die Hard Christmas!

“Now I have a machine gun. Ho-ho-ho… Where are my detonators?”

It’s that time of the year again when the weather is frightful, tons of sales are going on, presents are being giving and received and you will probably eat too much. Sometimes it may feel like you are being kept hostage when spending time with your family at Christmas. However while you arguing over sometime petty, take a minute to think about the hostages in Nakatomi Plaza who only had Germans terrorist to keep them company and the only hope of escaping is with the help of the incompetent LA police force. Luckily an American police cowboy in the form of John McClane was also in the building.

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Have a Happy Grand Theft Auto Christmas!

Happy Christmas and Happy Holidays!

It’s that time of the year again when the weather is bad, tons of sales are going on, presents are being giving and received and you will probably eat too much. However while you are stuffing your face think about all the people in the world who survive solely by purchasing drinks from vending machines, snacks from corner shops, and make a short living enforcing the law. Don’t shoot them, if you can.

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Steam Holiday Sale 2013: Day Thirteen Deals are Available

Jingle sales, jingle sales, Jingle all the way.
Jingle sales, jingle sales, Jingle all the way.

Valve Corporation annual Christmas sale continues. Like many of the sales on Steam, most of their games on the service are discounted. There are community choice sales where the community like always are able to vote on what game should be given up to a 75% discount every eight hours and there are also sales on publisher catalogues and flash sales every eight hours.

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