Have a Happy Shenmue Christmas!

A cup of splosh and a greasy dog, I’m ‘appy when I’m ridin’ me ‘og!

It’s that time of the year again where your father was killed by a godlike Chinese martial art expert, and everyone in town doesn’t know where anything is, and your close friend has been kidnapped by a dock gang called the Mad Angels. While you are tucking into your presents and food, take a moment to think about Ryo Hazuki being stuck forever in a saga that may never end, and all those other people in the world who couldn’t enjoy Christmas for one reason or another.

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Have a Happy Hitman Christmas!

Agent 47 is the new Santa and he has extreme solutions for naughty kids.

It’s that time of the year again when your clone wants to assassinate you, where presents might be bombs, and your food and drink could be poisoned. Also your employer might want you to kill your brother to help perpetrate a global conspiracy. However this is most likely not the case for you as you are not Agent 47, who has no friends, or known family, and is a cold super assassin. While you are tucking into your presents and food, take a moment to think about him, and all those other people in the world who couldn’t enjoy Christmas for one reason or another.

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